Breaking up is tough…a sad letter to my iPhone
Dear iPhone
I think we both know things haven't been great for a while now. I haven't tried to disguise the fact that I've been getting frustrated with things you do; I just don't think you have ever given me many options, whether it's ringtones, settings or anything to be honest. I have a mind of my own and you just don't let me be myself.
I look around and I see you, and hear you wherever I go, and it's just always the same thing. I REALLY don't like the way you try to guess what I'm thinking when I write texts; to be honest sometimes the things you think I'm trying to say are just so far off I don't really feel like we're on the same wavelength most of the time.
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